When I was in high school, I liked to show off my butt. It’s one of my best ass-ets, get it? Seriously, it was fun to flirt a little. But not everyone agreed. My mom, for one. Whenever I wore a dress short enough to show a little cheek, she made me put on some underwear.
That’s why I’m so glad to be at the College, where I can wear stockings as a bottom, and finally show off my great cheeks in public!