College Tale Trilogy Part 1 – The Gym Helpers

Posted on January 21, 2012 by Slick P. Wraith

“Isn’t it nice for the college to help out that charity?” Bonnie said. “Yeah,” I said, “It’s great the college can give those unemployed men something to do.” All week the college had been playing host to the Men’s Help … Continue reading →

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Message from the Dean; re:Unstreaking

Posted on January 13, 2012 by base

A memo from the Dean to the student body concerning the prank of unstreaking. Continue reading →

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A Cruel Prank

Posted on January 10, 2012 by MzM

See this little brat? She’s with my kid brother in High School. His little girlfriend. They’ll both be graduating in a couple of months. Lately, she’s taken this liking to me as well and has been trying these constant emotional … Continue reading →

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Restroom Reflex

Posted on January 9, 2012 by MzM

You just walk into bathrooms without knocking first? No! Don’t go anywhere! Lock that door behind you, please! Now that you’re here, can you reach into that cabinet and pass me a tissue roll. Thank you. No need to cover … Continue reading →

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Blind Date

Posted on January 9, 2012 by MzM

I always thought I was a little extreme with my sexy style of dress. Provocative. Edgy. Maybe even a bit extreme in my fashion. Rebellious might be the word. My date and my mom would soon put that concept to … Continue reading →

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Almost Botched My Interview

Posted on January 8, 2012 by MzM

Let me relate how it went down. I made a horrible mistake and acted very cavalier about a job interview. I wouldn’t really notice my error until it was too late. Sad to say, my friend Jill told me that … Continue reading →

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Nude with a Purpose

Posted on January 6, 2012 by base

Is being nude in public always the same thing? Some of my friends think nude is nude. I disagree. Continue reading →

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A top or not. A dress or not.

Posted on December 21, 2011 by base

Tierra wears a top, but is accused of being topless. Continue reading →

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College Newspaper Article – End of Year Fancy Dress Party

Posted on December 3, 2011 by Slick P. Wraith

[Peter Kent reports] It is approaching that time of year again, the time that all the girls enjoy – the annual fancy dress party. Over the years, the girls have enjoyed it much more than the boys because they took … Continue reading →

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Is My Dress Too Short?

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Dick Hertz

This is another helpful guide to girls who wonder if their dress is too short.  Frankly, we don’t understand why this question would arise in the first place.  We have a Dress Code, which ensures that girls are properly dressed, … Continue reading →

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