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Wrong Turn Inspection

Posted on February 16, 2012 by MzM

Monday morning. I wasn’t sure I’d make it back to my dorm. I had stayed out all night partying way past daybreak. Everyone was getting their day started but i was just about to go to sleep. I was tired, … Continue reading →

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Senior To Freshman Advice: Freedom From Worry

Posted on February 16, 2012 by MzM

Many of you girls arrived on campus at the end of last year and got stripped of your clothing. Many wondered why a school like this is even allowed to exist. Trust me when i say I’ve felt lots of … Continue reading →

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Day One

Posted on February 16, 2012 by MzM

It’s lunchtime now and I’m supposed to go relax somewhere a few minutes and grab a bite. But i can’t. My excitement is heightening as i keep challenging myself not to chicken out. This is a new job. Day one. Continue reading →

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My Girlfriend Understands Me

Posted on February 14, 2012 by MzM

Two of my greatest pleasures in life are still ongoing. I’m a 21 year old guy with two great passions. The first is in serving as a college dress inspector. The second is my girlfriend. I’ve been working as a … Continue reading →

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Hold That Job Down: Office Clerk

Posted on February 14, 2012 by MzM

Hi, girls! Congratulations to those who’ll be graduating later this year. I’ve been asked to pass a little information to assist you all with your career hunt. Mainly, to point out what to look out for once you’ve landed that … Continue reading →

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Impress His Parents: Part 1

Posted on February 13, 2012 by MzM

I want to tell my account but make sure it doesn’t get twisted into something it isn’t. Let’s be clear. I’m not an escort or prostitute. In fact I’m an extremely decent woman and at such feel that i deserve … Continue reading →

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My Mom Loves The CCC

Posted on February 11, 2012 by MzM

“Where do you think you’re going dressed like that, young lady?!” There she goes. My mom again. She is glaring at me through her reading glasses. I’m a little worried at what she means this time. I try not to … Continue reading →

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My Dad Hates The CCC

Posted on February 10, 2012 by MzM

My manual came in the mail yesterday. Yay! I had a ton of homework last night so this morning I will skim through it on my ride to school. I’m so excited! Before even reading any of it though, I’ve … Continue reading →

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A Cruel Prank

Posted on January 10, 2012 by MzM

See this little brat? She’s with my kid brother in High School. His little girlfriend. They’ll both be graduating in a couple of months. Lately, she’s taken this liking to me as well and has been trying these constant emotional … Continue reading →

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Restroom Reflex

Posted on January 9, 2012 by MzM

You just walk into bathrooms without knocking first? No! Don’t go anywhere! Lock that door behind you, please! Now that you’re here, can you reach into that cabinet and pass me a tissue roll. Thank you. No need to cover … Continue reading →

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