Author Archives: Dick Hertz

This is another helpful guide to girls who wonder if their dress is too short.  Frankly, we don’t understand why this question would arise in the first place.  We have a Dress Code, which ensures that girls are properly dressed, … Continue reading →

Today’s pretty girl has a dilemma.  She wants to wear her favorite pink top with a denim skirt.  As you can see, she’s a good girl, always eager to follow the Dress Code. The trouble is, her pink top is … Continue reading →

“I think I’m going to regret this,” Ashley said as Donna caught up to her.  It was a bright summer morning, and already the insects were buzzing.  “Regret what?” Donna asked, innocently.  Donna was jealous of Ashley’s poise and confidence … Continue reading →

I swear, I didn’t know I was violating the Dress Code. I would *never* intentionally wear an illegal combination of clothes! But here I am, wearing a dress with a pair of shorts under it. What a dope I was! … Continue reading →

I’m so happy to be picked as today’s “Pretty Girl”.  I never applied for it, and I never thought it could happen to little old me!  But I guess I attracted a whole lot of attention, and so… It’s a … Continue reading →

This is a little story about a pretty girl, who was wearing a pretty dress: The dress wasn’t particularly short, and she was very casual about the way she wore it… Seeing that she had no qualms about lifting her leg made … Continue reading →

Hi, my name is Bobbi. I’m the brunette in today’s pictorial. My blonde roommate Toni and I love to wear our matching white dresses. What do you think about the length of our dresses? I think mine is perfect, but … Continue reading →

Today’s pretty girl is on the horns of a dilema.  Here’s her very short story: When I was in high school, I always wore my green mesh top with jeans, like this… …but here at the college, I don’t think … Continue reading →

When I heard they were roaming the campus with a camera looking for the pretty girl of the day I really thought I missed my chance, because all I had on was this little top.  Don’t get me wrong, I … Continue reading →

Dear College Advisor, I’m a High School senior, and I’m already accepted at your College, so I’m really looking forward to fitting in here. I’ve read some of the posts on this forum, and bits and pieces of the Dress … Continue reading →